Grownupz, thay juss don’t get it, lulz
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http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-letter-to-parents-about-fake-teen-crazes-news/
This is a wonderful article about why society hates you. I couldn’t have said it better myself!
(This picture is what comes up when you google “teenager,” and the picture was named “Handsome teenager boy”)

In this chapter you can learn about the characteristics of common fibers, how to wash your clothes, and get to the bottom of why you wear your favorite cotton t shirt too often (which is considered a disorder these days).
Understanding why you wear a garmet too often can lead to emotional healing and high self esteem.
We’re starting Sex Ed in health class! I’ve been waiting for this forever! This is going to be really inspiring.


Health Book, stop trying, you can’t fix any one’s social awkwardness.
(Why is this in a health book?)
I just want to thank all of my loyal fans for getting me this far. Without you guys, I never would have gotten on CNN, or made it on the cover of people magazine!
I am 13 followers closer to making the world realize that making fun of textbook photos is just like any art such as fencing, sculpting, or dancing.
-Management
What a dream boat

Don’t be fooled by these boys’ leather jacket-less appearance. They are very bad. It is very abnormal for a 13 year-old boy to want to climb a fence that has a “KEEP OUT” sign on it. They will surely go to hell for this sick twisted felony.
If you are in this situation and your peers are using name calling to “shame you,” or appealing to your desire to belong, don’t be fooled. These peers are actually just out to get you and want nothing more than to drag you into a lifestyle of drug addiction! Run screaming for the nearest trusted adult.

When this caption said “Think about your friends and the differences in their hair,” that guy looked over his shoulder and smiled at his black friend who’s picking his hair.
(denim buttonup, no punch-backs.)

There is more than one thing wrong with this.
1. “When is communication too assertive?” Communication might be too assertive when you raise your hand so high that you’re lifting yourself out of your seat, and grinning while probably grunting and loudly sucking air through your teeth to get the teacher’s attention.
2. There is an old woman in there, second desk in the middle.
3. Why isn’t the kid in the back assertively raising his hand??
4. Three out of nine people in this class are wearing denim button-ups. (Yes, there’s a 9th person)

There they are!